pizza-lover1

So this is something  i thought that would make a great skittles camersial  . So a mom walks into his sons room to tell him clean your room. To her surprise the room was clean and there was a woman in there. The boy was licking the woman rainbow. They stood there awhile before the mom asks what are you doing? Then the boy replied tasting the rainbow. The mom says sometimes i wonder why i come in here

So there is a family of dwarves everyone thinks that they are as fast as a cheetah.well now this is not true they where out on a stroll one day when they came to a creek they saw a turtle and decided to go say hi.well he was asleep and they awoke him he had gotten do mad that he decided to go attack them. He only had to chase him a half an inch before he could reach them so he was hungry and ate them. So to this day dwarves are extinct and turtles are not slow so beware.